i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So squirting runs in the family.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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