so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
My balls are so social today.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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