I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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