They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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