just come out here and I will go home with you...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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