Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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