i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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