she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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