I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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