you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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