The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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