his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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