Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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