Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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