So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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