is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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