Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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