i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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