I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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