Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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