It's just like the Real World with babies
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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