That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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