Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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