They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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