My friends, they love my intelligence
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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