What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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