These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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