There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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