I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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