I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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