it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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