Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
please come you make the beer taste better
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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