im so drunk with asians
where?
always
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'm really busy with my period
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