She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
