I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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