She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I need moral support for this bender
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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