I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
be right there i have to get my cape
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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