I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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