At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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