When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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