I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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