hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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