Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
