Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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