So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
