i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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