Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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