i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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