just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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