super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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