oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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