im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I love you. Go after that dick
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Randomize
