Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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