sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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