it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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